If you want X, you know where to find it.
If you want X, you know where to find it.: There is a legend that
Dennis Ritchie, inventor of C, once responded to demands for
features resembling those of what at the time was a much more
popular language by observing "If you want PL/I, you know where to
find it." Ever since, this has been hackish standard form for
fending off requests to alter a new design to mimic some older
(and, by implication, inferior and baroque) one. The case X =
Pascal manifests semi-regularly on USENET's comp.lang.c
newsgroup. Indeed, the case X = X has been reported in
discussions of graphics software (see X).