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elephantine: adj. Used of programs or systems that are both
   conspicuous hogs (owing perhaps to poor design founded on
   brute force and ignorance) and exceedingly hairy in source
   form.  An elephantine program may be functional and even friendly,
   but (as in the old joke about being in bed with an elephant) it's
   tough to have around all the same (and, like a pachyderm, difficult
   to maintain).  In extreme cases, hackers have been known to make
   trumpeting sounds or perform expressive proboscatory mime at the
   mention of the offending program.  Usage: semi-humorous.  Compare
   `has the elephant nature' and the somewhat more pejorative
   monstrosity.  See also second-system effect and